Tuesday, June 06, 2006


Today is the 6th day of the 6th month of the 6th year (well, 2006th, according to our man-made and frequently wrong/altered arbitrary calendar construct, but hey it sounds cool). Sanctus! Dominus!

Signs of the impending Apocalypse that I have observed today:

* Beer-bellied, red-faced yuppies drinking lager outside at 12.30, presumably going back into their offices afterwards to try and fuck the country up a little bit more, depending what their jobs are. Rating on the Apocalyptometer: 3 (typical occurrence)

* Trains were all on time this morning. Rating on the Apocalyptometer: 8 (extremely atypical occurrence)

* Me, considering buying Joe Eszterhas' book "Hollywood Animal". It looked very entertaining, and filled with Hollywood scuttlebutt. And if you know me, you know I love good, solid scuttlebutt. Rating on the Apocalyptometer: 6 (according to many sources, Eszterhas is the devil, and he seems to accept this)

* Shitty, pointless remake of still-scary horror classic "The Omen" is out today. To quote a film critic (can't remember who, might have been Dr Kermode), it's "a marketing gimmick in search of a movie". Either way, it's "clearly symptomatic of the painful death of the art of narrative cinema" (that was definitely Dr Kermode, as his podcast listeners will remember). Rating on the Apocalyptometer: 7 (blasphemy, meddling with beloved films)

* My agent in cheerful form, as he phones me to talk about my latest outline. Rating on the Apocalyptometer: 666 (he's an agent, he's probably up to something, but he's *my* agent so in theory I'm safe)

* My agent then proceeding to rip the shit out of the same outline over the phone, describing in detail every single thing that was wrong with it, and why I should never, ever show it to anyone but just burn it and anything it touched - then taking pity on me (fake pity, even worse) by finishing with "it was *very* well written, though." Rating on the Apocalyptometer: Infinity (like I said, "in theory")

Note: I am not angry or upset with my agent, bless his filed-down incisors and black, black eyes. One of the most valuable things he does is telling me when I've written shit, it's *vital* to have someone like that. If you're surrounded by yes-people, your work suffers. In fact, I phoned him just after I saw The Matrix: Revolutions (The Mech Warrior and Don't-Give-a-Fuck Secondary Characters Saga), and told him that if I ever complained about him ripping my stuff to bits, he should just remind me of that day, and say "attack on Zion".

I just like to pretend he's a vicious bastard, because he's a big softie really. Unless you're negotiating my contract with him, in which case, he will EAT YOU ALIVE AND WADE THROUGH THE BLOOD OF YOUR OFFSPRING. True story: One time, when I was introduced to someone at a poncey media party thing, their eyes widened in fear, they said "Oh… isn't your agent…?" then just whispered his name. I nodded, smiled, and took their lunch money. Okay, I didn't, but I *totally* could have.


Dom Carver said...

Whoever invented traffic cones must have 666 tattooed on their forehead, I couldn't escape them today.

Seven Star Hand said...

Hello James and all,
Here are some new insights into the true meaning and purpose of 666.

666 is a numeric symbol that purposely marks the Vatican/Papacy throughout history, not any single individual. The number 666 is put forth in verse 13:18 in the Book of Revelation and of course, 6+6+6 equals 18, directly matching the verse number and helping to disprove any 616 assertions. The following information on triangular numbers further disproves attempts to hide the truth.

Revelation 13:18
Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Men, women, and beasts symbolize organizations and groups of people in all symbolically sealed Hebrew prophecies and Revelation never mentions the so-called antiChrist. 666 is the most famous of all triangular numbers, being the sum of the whole numbers from 1 through 36. Triangular numbers were very important to Greek Pythogoreans and Hebrew wisdom groups purposely used them as pivotal symbolism pointing to Greco-Romans.

Likewise, John 21:11, which speaks of Peter, the supposed first Pope, has the number 21 in its chapter and verse number. 21 is also a triangular number that is the sum of all whole numbers from 1-6, thereby forming a triangle with three 6 point sides, hence a triangular symbol for 666.

John 21:11
Simon Peter went up, and drew the net to land (earth) full of great fishes, a hundred and fifty and three (153); and for all there were so many, yet the net was not broken.

Additionally, 153 is a triangular number that is the sum of the whole numbers 1 through 17. Also the verse number is 11 and the sum of all whole numbers from 1 through 11 equals 66 and 17-11 equals 6. Why are 11 and 17 important in this verse talking about Peter and symbolizing 666 and triangular numbers? The Second Temple period of ancient Israel was during the 11th 360-year cycle on the Hebrew calendar and the 21st century is the beginning of the 17th cycle, which began in Hebrew year 5761, which was Christian year 2001. Thereby, John 21:11 purposely links Peter, the Papacy, 666, and the 11th through 17th cycles on the Hebrew calendar. Notice also that the prophecies of St. Malachy say that the Papacy will end shortly, which will be during the 21st century and 17th cycle? Here is Wisdom!!

Also read the following article - Verifiable proof that "Armageddon" has begun

For more stunning confirmation of this information, download my FREE EBook and read through the symbol glossary for 1776, 666, 153, 66, 36, 21, 18, net, triangle, and triangular number and their related references. Be prepared to be shocked and amazed.

There is a foolproof way to verify the truth and expose centuries-old religious deceptions. It also proves why we can no longer let the Vatican tell us what to think about ancient history or much else. It is the common thread connecting why the ancient Hebrews, Yahad/Essene, Jews, Gnostics, Cathars, Templars, Dead Sea Scrolls, DaVinci Code, and others have been targets of Rome’s ire and evil machinations. The Vatican and its secret society cohorts don’t want you to understand that the ancient Hebrew symbology in all of these texts purposely encodes and exposes the truth about them. Furthermore, the structure of ancient wisdom symbology verifiably encodes the rules to decode messages built with it. This is what they most fear you will discover.

If the Bible represented the literal truth or even accurate history, there would be no need for faith in the assertions of deceptive and duplicitous clergy and their ilk. It is undeniable the New Testament is awash with ancient Hebrew symbolism and allegory. The same is evidenced in the Old Testament, Dead Sea Scrolls, Gnostic texts, biblical apocrypha, Quran, DaVinci Code, and other related sources. All ancient religious, mystical, and wisdom texts have been shrouded in mystery for millennia for one primary reason: The ability to understand their widely evidenced symbology was lost in antiquity. How do we finally solve these ages-old mysteries? To recast an often-used political adage: It’s [the] symbology, stupid!

It is beyond amazing that the Vatican still tries to insist the Gospels are the literal truth. Every miracle purported for Jesus has multiple direct symbolic parallels in the Old Testament, Apocalypse, Dead Sea Scrolls, and other symbolic narratives and traditions. Recasting the symbolism of earlier Hebrew texts as literal events in the New Testament is one of the central deceptions associated with Christianity. This is part of the secret knowledge held by the ancient Gnostics, Templars, Cathars, and others, which is presented with dramatic effect in the DaVinci Code. None of these narratives or stories were ever intended as the literal truth. This fact is the key to unraveling many ages-old mysteries and exposing the truth about the Vatican's long-term deceptions.

It's no wonder the Vatican fears the truth more than anything else. As further proof of these assertions, seek to understand the symbolic significance of my name (Seven Star Hand) and you will have proof beyond disproof that Jews, Christians, and Muslims have long been duped by the great deceivers I warned humanity about over the millennia. What then is the purpose of "faith" but to keep good people from seeking to understand the truth?

Now comes justice, hot on its heels... (symbolism...)

Not only do I talk the talk, I walk the walk...
Here is Wisdom!!

Revelations from the Apocalypse


Dom Carver said...

Someone has a lot of time on their hands......

James, I want to ask you a few questions about your comments on Danny's blog but I can't find an email address for you. Could you drop me a line on mine; you can find it on my webpage, a link to which is on my blog. Cheers :-)

James Moran said...

I was going to delete it as spam, but he's not actually selling anything, and it's funny. On his site, he claims to be "the Teacher of Righteousness reincarnated who now stands forth as the long-prophesied Messiah and Lion of the Tribe of Juda, the Root of David; (a.k.a. Melchizedek, “Archangel” Michael, Moses, Elijah, the Branch, the Stem and the Rod from the Stump of Jesse) to decisively end millennia of Vatican deception, injustice, genocide, false doctrine, and false prophecy. Here is Wisdom!!"

...he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

Dom: I've just emailed you.

soulmining said...

I shouldn't laugh or pour scorn on other people's beliefs, but I'm so glad that you left that post intact. So do you reckon mr seven star hand spent all day surfing blogs looking for any mention of 666 or the Apocalypse?

Speaking of which... I bumped into an old acquaintance when I went to see The Omen remake this morning... what I didn't know was that in the year since I last saw him he's renounced all booze, sex and drugs and become a born-again christian, so he sat next to me in the cinema and proceeded to tell me how the world was doomed, all this was REALLY going to happen, but that Jesus was going to return and save us all! Well, that's nice.

Apocalypse rating: unknown

Dan said...

Why didn't they just re-release the original film? I'm no horror fan but wouldn't that have been better?

James, I noted you have an interest in the new bond film. Surely this link would suggest they have chosen the wrong man in Daniel Craig.

Wait for the chorus, it's pure gold.


(Sorry, you'll need to paste it into your browser, links don't work in comments)

The Misanthrope said...

You can’t beat a good agent. (Seriously, you can’t, you’d be arrested). Take mine for example, last year I gave her a stunning script which I told her was sure to make oodles of money. And this is what happened:

MY AGENT: I’m not sending this out.
ME: Why not?
MY AGENT: It’s shit.
ME: Oh.
MY AGENT: I’m not sending anything out that could harm your reputation.
ME: (smug now) Mmm, I have a reputation.
MY AGENT: You won’t if I send this shit out.

I love her.

James Moran said...

Ooh, I'd have loved to see a re-released print of the original Omen, how cool would that have been? Makes much more sense than a silly, toothless remake. Unless, as you rightly point out, The Hoff is in it, in which case, rock on.

Misanthrope: Mine said pretty much the same, that my reputation would be mud if he sent out any old shite...

Schmucks with Underwoods said...

Hollywood Animal is an EXCELLENT read - highly recommened!