Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Love is in the air
I know, I know, it's a horrendous, mercenary, enforced Gestapo-fun, Hallmark-created day, blah blah blah, but it's an excuse to do something silly and fun with your other half, or make a move on that person you fancy, or post pictures hinting at love affairs between fictional characters. Although, when I was at school, it was the time when you sat there, alone, watching everyone else get loads of cards, brooding, thinking up extremely violent revenge fantasies that you'd eventually pour into nasty scripts filled with murder and tragedy. But now it's about pink hearts and rainbows! And occasionally murder. But *caring* murder.
And remember - nothing says "I love you" like genital herpes. Go on. Spread a little love. Tell em Uncle Jimbo sent you.