Sunday, March 11, 2007

Anybody not wearing number two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day...

"The Skynet funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn, at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

And Skynet fights back."

10 comments:

Phillip Barron said...

Honestly, do these people never watch movies?

I understand the next one's going to be called 'The Death Star'.

Lucy said...

FUCKING HELL! I hate being right all the time. Still, at least I have the peace of mind that my husband has prepared for every apocalypse eventuality and no one is going to drop an A Bomb on Exmoor. I DO have the anti-Palisade nutters to worry about in the middle of nowhere though... However, we have guns too, so thanks for the prep James! ; )

Dom Carver said...

Keep an eye out for six foot plus, body building Austrians who keep asking people for their, "clothes, boots and motorcycle."

If you see one run like fuck to the nearest industrial complex and when it follows you kick its ass.

Phillip Barron said...

I can't help thinking, if the Terminator asks you for your "clothes, boots and motorcycle"; the best option is just to give it to him and try not to piss him off.

Lucy said...

Well, DURR my friend! : P

Blarneyman said...

Creepy. But also kinda cool.

Amanda said...

Oooooh, I'd hate to be called Sarah Connors right now...

Lucy said...

I actually honestly REALLY know a Sarah and John Connor, though they're not actually related and one is about 81. But I'm going to watch them VERY closely...

Dan said...

What's your problem? Just think of the fucking fast download speeds! Yeehaaa!!

james henry said...

Yeah, but this is British Skynet, so we just have to wait for the elastic band to wear down.