Hello! I'm a screenwriter for film and TV. I wrote Severance, and episodes of Torchwood series 2 and 3, Doctor Who series 4, Primeval series 3, Crusoe, Spooks series 7, and Spooks: Code 9. Currently I'm working on other movie things, and writing lots more TV. This is my blog. Hear it roar. Or something. Blog contains strong language, reading while pregnant may harm your child's mind.
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You know why The Shining is so scary, sir? Because it sums up the madness of the writer. "Every time you interrupt me, I lose my train of thought!". I've long banned axes from my home as a result.
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I think I could handle THE SHINING however if it was the soundtrack from AMITYVILLE HORROR, I'd be a basketcase.
I went out in the garden the weekend when it snowed and chased my wife around. The red robin and lavender plants doubled for a maze.
But is your finger talking to you? THAT'S the question.
And be careful with that Axe, Eugene.
-Erik
REDRUM! REDRUM!
Personally I've always thought it would be worth a bit of insanity and filial murder to spend the winter writing in a huge empty hotel. In the snow.
My life IS The Shining, so I beat all of you. I have the axe, the kid, the general insanity. My husband doesn't look like Jack Nicholson, though he could double for Screamy McWotserface as I lock him in our imaginary walk-in freezer. A lot.
Can I suggest the theme to Ski Sunday..? Never fails to chirp me up a treat. I think it's called 'Bach Goes Pop'.
Rockin'.
I'm sure Grady the bartender can hook you up with something to settle your nerves.
The soundtrack to The Shining is spooky?
What are the odds....
Now if you had been listening to the Birdie Song you really would be in trouble. It would be on SKY, how some writer just went nuts and ass knifed his neighbours and a few random strangers on a bus, before ass knifing himself in a ass knife out with the police.
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