Two new TV shows start today, which you should not miss, otherwise I will maim you:
TV Show the First: Dead Set, by Charlie Brooker, E4 at 9pm, and then every night at the same time until Friday. Zombies. Big Brother. Andy Nyman. And the possibility of lots of new swearword combos to enjoy. You quite literally cannot go wrong with this one. I can't wait to see it, it looks great.
TV Show the Second: Spooks, series 7, episode 1, BBC1 9pm. The second episode follows tomorrow night, then it carries on Monday nights. I was sure I'd announced this ages ago, but it seems I haven't, so... I've written an episode for this series. Yes, I know, is there any fucking TV show that I haven't had my grubby little paws on this year? Well, no, there isn't, sorry about that. Anyway, my ep is number 7, and will be on Monday 1st December. But you'll have to watch the whole series, because there's plenty of ongoing serial stuff, and you'll only get lost otherwise. So do as I say, or I'll make with the maiming.
That is all for now, internet chums. Go about your business, make merry, and keep up the human sacrifices in my name.