...or rather, he has returned. I'm back, you filthy heathens, so stop what you are doing IMMEDIATELY and pay me the appropriate respect.
I'm utterly exhausted, jetlagged, and trying to keep my eyes open until bedtime so I can jump back into UK time. I've had the most amazing holiday, topped off by a superb Gallifrey weekend. Met so many lovely people, ate so much food, drank so much booze, and talked so much nonsense. I also did various sex things with a man, but I refuse to name him (but his initials are Simon Guerrier, and he started it, okay I started it, but he was totally into it).
I'll do a full report of everything soon. So, probably January 2010. No, I'll do it sooner, in the next week or so, I just need to sleep first. Entertain yourselves for a while, and pretend I said lots of clever, cool stuff.